candado chino
when a man has -n-l s-x with himself he forms a candado chino, in spanish a chinese lock.
logisticaly it is not easy to accomplish, common belief is that the flaccid p-n-s is tucked between the legs and fed into the -n-s then stimulated into an erection.
– mate that dude did the candado chino.
– what? you mean he f-cked his own -rs-? gnarly…
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