candian
a hilarious word made by a hilariously stupid person who made a hilariously terrible attempt to try to zing canada.
see: hidneous
oh, gawrsh, jebediah… there comes one o’ them ka-nah-dans again! i sure hope he don’t say eh to us, a-hyuck!
a person from the town of candia, nh.
if you are from the town of candia, then you are a candian.
the origin comes from a canadian who had just sniffed some cocaine and is a little confused with the words flying out of his mouth.
person 1: hey are you canadian?
person 2: yah i’m candian!
person 1: eh?
a place that wants to be the usa but will never be
wow we just did that now those stupid candians are doing it
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