Candy Cigarette
popping a girl’s -ss cherry, pulling out your bl–dy member, and then making here suck your d-ck (it should appear as if she’s smoking a candy cigarette if done with great precision).
my friends gave my sister an entire pack of candy cigarettes at that party last night, especially richard.
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