candy coated blow job
the act of giving a bl-w j-b where the c-ck has been coated in a sugar candy substance. the best way to achieve said bl-w j-b is to procure a phallic sucker, like the old-school twisted suckers, and manually stimulate your partner with the sucker. then insert c-ck into the v-g-n- and enjoy the s-x. whether you finish inside or not, when you pull out have you partner return the favor and give the bl-w j-b on a c-ck that has a sugary coating now. it’s a dirty coated bj if you stimulate an -ss instead of a v-g-n-. it’s a sweet n creamy bj if you c-m inside your partner.
my girl used to not like giving bj’s, but after we tried it, she only gives my candy coated bl-w j-bs now! it’s awesome, she does it sooooo much longer now.
a h-m-s-xual act in which one male ejaculats onto another males p-n-s and then sucks it
i gave my boyfriend a candy coated bl-w j-b
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