candy crush time
when you ask someone what the time is and they give you a totally incorrect answer because they’ve changed the time on their phone to get extra lives on candy crush saga.
a: what’s the time?
b: just gone 4.
a: huh? it’s still morning, you must be on candy crush time!
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