candy kane


the perfect christm-ssy name if you are called kane.

can be edited to ‘candy cane’, ‘cain’ or other such variations.
kane: i feel so depressed. it doesn’t feel like christmas.
jane: change your name to candy kane!!!
candy kane: yayyyyyy.

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