candy lovers club


one of the most exclusive clubs in the world. defined by its members’ elusive qualities and the joy it brings to all who are a part of its existence. it was founded in 1998 by the doozer, and her best friend grace face. based from america’s east coast, but its members reside far and wide. the real purpose of the club is unknown.
“candy lovers club members -ssemble!”

-whispers- “i’m a candy lover.”

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