Candy Spider


a s-xual activity in which both partners are on all fours and one partner eats candy out of the others’ -ss crack, therefore making it appear as though the couple has 8 limbs and one body.
guy 1: dude, you have chocolate in your teeth…

guy 2: bro, that’s not chocolate. i gave this b-tch a candy spider last night.

guy 1: nice! i’ve never give one…i’m arachnophobic.

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