candy stripper
a person who is a nurse by day but as soon as they get off work they lather themselves up with corn syrup and stick candy in places where they shouldn’t be all while listening to candy related songs such as sugar by maroon 5 and a spoonfull of sugar by mary poppins.
dude 1: “wow look at that candy stripper”
dude 2: “its a wonder that she doesn’t get stuck to the pole”
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