Caniversary


the celebatory date that you got a much antic-p-ted severence package from a job you hated or were planning to leave anyway.
“i thought i’d pick up some champagne and a cigar to celebrate my caniversary – one year ago today!” said terry.
“screw you- i still can’t believe you got 18 months salary to leave that piece of cr-p job especially when you were going to quit anyway!” said larry.

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