Cankle Dick
when you have a big d-ck but have erectyle dysfunction so it is so flaccid that your lover cannot get any enjoyment from your gerth.
my sirority sister hooked up with this hot guy and when they went to do the deed he could not enter because he had cankle d-ck.
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