cankles and gunt


a set of objects that, when purchased for a woman, can be used to win back her heart. not to be confused with cankles or gunt.

alternatively, an example of how to introduce somewhat vulgar dialogue in front of a national audience without incurring the wrath of the fcc. see also skeet skeet.
the drew carey show, ‘bus-ted’, 1999:

nigel wick: “i may be from england, but certain things are universal. if you want to win a woman back, first take her out for a nice skirling. then, buy her a set of cankles and gunt. then finish off the evening with a nice, sweet bobbin.”

drew carey: “you’re making those words up, aren’t you sir?”

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