Canman


derogatory term for lazy, ignorant or all-together unintelligent indians. does not apply to all indians, just individuals with the aforementioned attributes. in theory, anybody can be a canman, the only true prerequisite is ignorance.
factory worker one: hey dave, a canman stole my job today. the stupid b-st-rd worked for half my salary.

factory worker two: wow, that sucks. how’s marge gonna take it?

factory worker one: not well, she loves their movies.
~a slang term for a crack dealer~
why did u give her any money? u know the can man has it now~
named after counter-strike source legendary player who goes by the name canman or oil can man. a person who pwns n00bs all the time with no complaint. man who can do the job is a canman.
john: are you a canman or cant man?
tom: a canman
john: then get your -ss out of spectate & pwn!
tom: yes sir!

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