Cannae


scottish slang for can’t
“ye cannae f-ckin park there!”
scottish in origin, means cannot.
i cannae believe it mate!
can’nae is a scottish slang variation of “can not” or “can’t”
no you can’nae dae that
cannae was a city in the roman empire, notable for the battle of cannae, in which the persian general hannibal brought a force of 60 elephants and 3000 or more men across the alps to attack. his objective was weakening of roman militia, in which he succeeded.

cannae is also a military battle archetype, commonly called a “battle of annihilation”, meaning a battle used to weaken enemy forces significantly.

it is also a mispr-nunciation of “can’t” in ireland and similar locations.
hannibal invented the battle of anihalation in the battle of cannae
unless you are scottish or live in scotland, this is how absolute f-cking r-t-rds spell/say the word ‘cannot’.
i cannae come to the gig tonight

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