canoe carnival


canoe carnival is a widely celebrated event in the medford lakes area where floats are displayed by many organizations on the lakes. the kids who live there tend to think of it as a great opportunity to smoke weed, or get wasted (along with any other day of their lives.)
“dude when are we gonna smoke all of this weed?”
“wait till canoe carnival, we’ll get high af”

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