canoe trip
a euphemism used to describe getting the raw end of a deal. this can be used in place of getting screwed, getting f-cked. the term originated from the common cover “we’re going on a canoe trip!” used by couples to mask the fact that they’re just heading to a cabin for s-xual relations.
scott: “hey will, how’s your canoe trip?”
will: “getting railed. they’re f-cking me, brother.”
wife: “honey, how was work today?”
husband: “it was a real canoe trip.”
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