Canonese


the language photographers who own canon cameras and gear use in forums and in everyday life that can be abbreviations or idioms that other photographers will not understand. for example: the 5d dof with the uw lenses is much more pr-nounced than the 40d because of the crop factor.
if you don’t speak canonese, you probably don’t know anything about canon photography.

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    a monkey that lives in south america and is pr-ne to flinging its own p–p invaders of its territory. when jim came back to camp, he was covered with p–p. their crew could tell that this was the work of a “cap–pchin monkey”.

  • catversation

    the talk directed at a cat, usually your own. of course the only word they understand is their name. 1. i had a catversation the other day with felix: ‘aww felix! what’s that in your mouth? a lizard? oh, aren’t you a good hunty cat! miaow? do you want some din-dins baby?’ a conversation held […]

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    when you shove a banana in your s-x partners -ss and beat on said -ss until the banana shoots out last night sara and i decided to donkey kong dat -ss. i have never seen a banana go so far

  • Bilge Cunt

    an insult used predominantly by sea-fairing gentlemen to describe someone who is an all-round -sshole, generally inept, or someone who has c-cked up in epic proportions. this term is sometime adopted as a colloquial greeting, most commonly used in australia. sailor – “the motor for the anchor is jammed!” able seaman – “don’t worry, i’ve […]


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