Can’t Milk a Horse


used as an exclamation when noting an obvious or moronic error in judgment. usually suggesting complete unworkability. also used to designate a situation one tries to take advantage of, where there is no actual advantage to be had.
#1: “i really thought my new pet snake and my hamster would get along. well, i guess you can’t milk a horse.”

#2: jerry – “so i tried to milk this horse and well… you know what they say: ‘you can’t milk a horse’.”

#3: fred – “i just tried to hit on nancy at her ex’s funeral, but ya can’t milk a horse.”

#4: “i invested $8,000,000 on the new line of pogs, but goddam: ya can’t milk a horse!”

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