term used to define a well endowed woman clad in a tight fitting shirt, blouse or dress and obviously concealing beneath an ample set of mammary glands. coined and used by undercover narcotics officers (tongue in cheek) during attempts to identify actual drug smugglers in the sea of humanity characteristic of large airports. also useful in the common vernacular, especially in mixed company to surrept*tiously describe a large breasted woman.
joe, i’m not positive, but she appears to be a cantaloupe smuggler.
- hat swipe
when someone takes a hat and swipes it across their b*m repet*tively and tosses it when they are done. did you see that girl at the cubs game? she took that white sox hat and gave it the ol’ hat swipe.
a super skinny hipster who loves yoga and crossfit. lives the city life, is scared of his own shadow. has a small p*n*s. look at that little b*tch, he’s such a morrey.
- clown hunting
clown hunting is when you go out with the lads and hunt down some creepy c*nts, also known as c*nting yo lads wanna go clown hunting these d*cks are getting on my t*ts
- dirty abel
just before a woman is about to *rg*sm, you stab her in the *sshole and pour yourself a gl*ss of craft beer while acting like you’re not impressed. neto: did abel leave the brewery with that fat sl*t last night? justin: yeah. i think he gave her the dirty abel abel: i wasn’t impressed.