cape rape


when television’s the cape uses his cape to fornicate with both willing and unwilling persons.
if i was the cape, i’d forget about my mildly attractive wife and cape rape summer glau.
the process of a costumed superhero/supervillian getting his/her -ss whooped. this expression can be used regardless of whether or not the costume consists of a cape.
if thor and spiderman had to fight each other, spiderman would get cape raped.
in melee, and to a lesser extent brawl, when mario swings the cape around to either:

a. deflect a fully charged samus ball
b. deflect a fox/falco after theit up+b recovery rocket
c. basically anytime the cape is used for tactical advantage
you just got cape raped

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