capri pants


short pants that end just below the knee (once known as knickers before the british definition took over). though formerly unis-x, capris are now primarily female in -ssociation, and tend to look best on tall, big-boned white girls who are unusually bootylicious. which is not to say other women can’t wear them; it’s just that particular lot who pull them off the best because designers tend not to otherwise cater to their body types.
you know, truth be told, up until about fifteen minutes i wouldn’t have give her a second look, but d-mn, she’s a woman who looks good in capri pants.

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