Capridophile
a twentysomething male whose chief purpose in life is to hang around secondary school gates in poorly modified “sportscars” eg.vauxhall nova, ford fiesta, in order to attract willing jailbait. characterised by b-mfluff moustache and cheap jewelry.
“he is a capridophile.”
“mum, can you wash my games kit? it’s drenched with a capridophile’s c-ck suds.”
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