captain calculate


1: a mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: one whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure “the train left the station” problem’s -ss.
“im no captain calculate, but 31 divided by 2 doesn’t exactly perplex me.”

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