captain cucumber
this describes anyone who has used a cuc-mber as a s-xual instrument(usually through the r-ct-m) rather than a vegetable
random guy: ”hey! how long do you take in the bathroom man”
other random guy (in bathroom): ”umn…..not long” (groans)
1st random guy: (opens bathroom door and witnesses a large cuc-mber hanging from the other random guys -ss with a dumbstruck look on his face)
”oh my god, captain cuc-mber, i knew it!
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