Captain Dipshit
1. the captain of the dipsh-ts.
2. someone skilled enough in the art of being a dipsh-t that they are able to lead other dipsh-ts into battle…
certificatologist: “way to go captain dipsh-t, you’ve done it again.”
midget: “another hooker bites the dust.”
certificatologist: “you kilt her proppa wee man, you kilt her proppa…”
the captain of all dipsh-ts . when all dipsh-ts gather in ceremony to religiously practice dipsh-ting. sh-t and dip .sh-t and dip. he becomes the leader of the pack. when he dies next dipsh-t in line takes his royal place.
1) hey captain dipsh-t weres the meeting tonite.
2) hey captain dipsh-t u forgot this.
one who is the biggest -sspony of all. see also “-sspony”
great job kicking in the door, captaindipsh-t…it was unlocked.
words used to describe a friend when they ask stupid questions that they definetly should know the answer to. a term used when you’ve already returned a friends belongings and they ask for their property.
stephen: cricket, do you have my cigarettes.
cricket: h-llo, i already gave them back to you, captain dip sh-t!
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