captain douche
in a cl-ssroom or work setting captain douche would be the most egotistical and outgoing guy. he loudly shares his political opinions, life lessons and s-xual exploits. he may be a loner or in a group of other douche friends but he far exceeds them with his obnoxious outgoing nature.
“there aren’t enough chicks in this cl-ss!”
“i’m to the right of limbaugh”
“liberals!? work! that’s a first.”
if you hear these types of phrases on a daily basis from this individual, you are dealing with a captain douche.
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