Captain Gay
an individual that continuously plays with his nuts and is notorious for stripping down naked in a room full of guys. pretends to drop the soap accidentally/frequently and can be commonly seen on the streets of lake forest searching for troggs especially those who like to get shafted in the p–p shoot. claims to play varsity sport at cal poly pomona
hey captain gay, stop jackin off in front of me.
a very gay and pdifile like young man on bannister neighboorhood swim team in waldorf maryland. he walks around with a b-n-r in his speedo and stares at other young women on the team with a b-n-r.
also he “does too much karate” and is sometimes too tired from karate to practice
f-ckin f-g
man, you see captain gay today, he had another b-n-r and touched kimmy with it the perve
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