Captain Hammer


one of the key characters of the new (and might i add f-cking awesome) musical, dr. horrible’s sing-along blog. captain hammer (played by nathan fillion) is an incredibly strong and incredibly conceited superhero of the musical. he is also very well-liked by the public in the musical. (unfortunately for him, 99.9% of watchers are rooting for the villian, dr. horrible.) out of all the songs in the musical, captain hammer sings in “a man’s gotta do”, “so they say”, and “everyone’s a hero”, but also appears in “my eyes”, “brand new day”, and “slipping”. captain hammer eventually meets his defeat by dr. horrible when he feels pain and has to stop superhero-ing to go into therapy.
captain hammer:
“she’s with the hammer, and these -holds up fists- aren’t the hammers.”

-walks away, then comes back.-

“the hammer is my p-n-s.”

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