Captain Hero


one of the most messed up characters in drawn together, captain hero is a parody on superman. he is also a necrophiliac, enjoys s&m, is a bis-xual, has a childish personality and possibly a mental disorder, is at times a cross-dresser, practices b-st–lity, had a romance with xandir, foxxy, bleh, and unusually-flexible-girl.
“by the time i get there, the girl is either already safe, or dead. either way, there’s going to be some serious fondling.”

~captain hero.

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