Captain Insult
the term for a friend or roommate who’s decided to get a little salty, and has nothing to say but meaningless insults.
jordan: ha, i hear you dying over there again nick, asche sucks!
nick: wow, thanks captain insult.
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a very uncommon last name. it is mostly misplaced with captain. docter: john captain, come this way. john: uh, it’s captein.
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a beautiful brunette woman containing the brightest blue eyes able to be seen with the human eye. a caysie is known to rank on her worst day at least a 15 out of 10 on the gorgeous scale. the general population of caysie’s can be found in the central ohio area chasing around her cat. […]