Captain Jack
a billy joel song which is old but can still touch teens today. it’s about struggle and bad luck, but the music with the lyrics is pretty well done. it will make you laugh but maybe also cry…
“your sister’s gone out, she’s on a date… but you just sit at home, and m-st-rb-t-…”
a term used to describe the effects of drugs on a user.
a mythical figure who takes drugs users on a trip.
i.e. captain jack has led me into choppy seas, or the captain has taken kevin to sea and he won’t be back for sometime.
captain jack is a street name for heroin
an example of this is billy joel’s song “captain jack”
“captain jack will get you by tonight, take you to your special island, captain jack will get you by tonight, just a little push and you’ll be flying”
a reference to the television show “torchwood”, a “captain jack” refers to a problem solving technique in which a party seduces every person between themselves and their goal.
captain jack harkness: “the last time i was sentenced to death, i ordered four hyper-vodkas for my breakfast. all a bit of a blur after that… i woke up in bed with both of my executioners. lovely couple, they stayed in touch! can’t say that about most executioners.”
lucy : i can’t believe i blew my professor and only got a “b”.
darcy : well you know he doesn’t even submit the grades. it’s the teaching -ssistant that does that, and you should probably should also have f-cked the anorexic guy that sends out the reports if you really cared about your grade.
lucy : hey, i don’t think i could stand going full “captain jack” just for a good e-sci grade. it’s not like it was a core cl-ss. besides, my ta was girl and she wasn’t pretty.
darcy : sometimes you gotta take one for team lucy.
lucy : true that. my main skill is that i’m a m-ssive sl-t.
heroin
captain jack – just a little push and you’ll be smiling.
common in fan fiction, a “captain jack” is a fictional character who is a projection of the author’s wish-fulfillment to the extent that it spoils the story. from the tv series “torchwood”; captain jack harkness is the immortal and flamboyantly omnis-xual projection of russell t. davis, an aging gay atheist
you’d better re-write that chapter. brian is turning into a captain jack
a mixed drink consisting of equal parts captain morgan rum and jack daniels whisky. get it?
-i puked so much last night!
-yeah, captain jack will do that to you.
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