Captain James


a popular drink in bars on the fringe of the gay community. to make a captain james: one man stands on their hands, while the bartender “mixes” a sea breeze (2oz vodka, equal parts grapefruit juice and cranberry juice) in the others r-ct-m. the bartender then hands a straw to the customer…
‘may i have a captain james? and remember to salt the rim’

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