Captain Morgan Stance
1. the stance a girl may use to help slide a tampon in more easily.
2. the stance captain morgan is doing on a bottle of captain morgan spiced rum.
1. i use the captain morgan stance to insert my tampon. how do you?
2. man1: why does that guy have his foot up on the keg? man2: hes doing the captain morgan stance. hes got the captain in him.
when a guy takes a p-ss with his foot propped up on something (usually the side of the bath tub) like captain morgan stands with his foot on a barrel.
i like your bathroom, i can pee captain morgan stance in it.
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