Captain Morganist
based on the 2009 captain morgan ad campaigns, opporunists who go to parties and create scenarios where they can easily obtain s-xual appreciation from multiple member’s of the opposite s-x
bro #1: i’ll put posters of me and my crew outside the club that make us look famous when we are really just four regular guys
bro #2: d-mn you are such a captain morganist
bro #1: i’ll find girls at a costume party and have me and my friends dress up in costumes that match them
bro #2: wow you are certainly an avid pracitioner of the captain morganist philosophy
bro #1: i’ll buy a bunch of captain morgan and then be the guy who bought all the drinks
bro #2: sweet, free drinks
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