Captain Picard


better than captain kirk. mastered the art of facepalming.
not to say captain kirk isn’t cool. but b-tch, captain picard has the x-men on his side.
the captain of the u.s.s enterprise ncc-1701d. the best f-cking starfleet captain (next to kirk…duhhh…). probably the only captain that would be able to face down captain kirk and live to tell about it.
(speaking about first officer)
captain picard: he’s a tyrannical martinet who will never, ever allow me to go on away missions.
data: that is the regulation, sir. starfleet code section 12, paragraph 4…
picard: mr. data…
data: sir?
picard: shut up.
data: yes, sir.
picard: to the wedding guests 15 years i’ve been waiting to say that.
slang for child p-rn
originated as a more subtle way to talk online about child p-rn, or cp, without moderators or adimns noticing.
“anyone got any captain picard?”

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