Captain Pike


when you f-ck a girl so hard, not only does she need a wheelchair, but she can only communicate through a blinking light with one blink for “yes” and two for “no”.

compare crippler, sense 4.
bob: dude, did you see janine? why is she in that weird blinking wheelchair thing?

fred: yeah, steve totally have her a captain pike.

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