Captain Pussy Fucker


legendary llama of the half-life modification “team fortress cl-ssic” well-known for his binds i.e. “take that ya son of a b-tch” and known for being banned off almost every tfc server as of 2005.
captain p-ssy f-cker, please stop teamshooting.

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