Captain Redbeard


male who has red facial hair despite having a completely different hair color (typically brown). on a “captain redbeard” the red facial hair is typically prominent yet patchy and frequently has no genetic justification.
hey captain redbeard, why don’t you dye your beard a normal color?
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someone who licks out a girl when they are on their period.
ahahahaha tom’s a captain redbeard!

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