captain sandals
a bartender who wears sandals and jeans, is obsessed with turning the televisions ever so slightly, and can not let you drink a beer without a coaster. he also sits with hot girls after his shifts and asks them if they want a drink, goes behind the bar to get them, and then he puts it on their tab. big dave matthews fan.
oh no, there’s a coaster under my pitcher if beer, is captain sandals working?
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