Captain Save a ho

e-40 the rap artist coined the phrase captain save a ho.
where a guy will take care of a goldigger. pay for everything. pay for goldie to get her nails done, hair done, get a cellular hooked up. the guy will be a sucker for the girl and take care of paying for her kids. he will come to the girls rescue like a superhero in attempt to get some play. dine her and she will take advantage of him. he would actually say i will save a ho baby i am here for you.
make captain save a ho take care of your kids. make your kids his. it is all part of that take care of me like a superhero with an s on the chest, when i call on the cellular you hooked up, come and save me.
any sucka that takes a ho’ish woman and trys to change her life around. trys to turn a ho into a housewife.
man what’s up with that n-gg- falling in love with that same b-tch we ran train on? he aint nothing but a captain save a ho.
a male who is always coming to the defense of a female wether she is right or wrong, pretty or ugly. would say the moon is made of cheese if the female wanted him to.
“it was such an enigma to see homey coming to that hoz defense when she said salt tastes sweet”
“yeah man, wat a captain save a ho”
“worrrd”
refers to a guy who kisses up to girls in front of other guys
stacy, bill, and greg are having a conversation about music. greg asks, “stacy what do you think of lady gaga?”. stacy replies, “she’s so original and creative! i love her!”. bill adds, “lady gaga is tight! she is so underrated!” bill is a “captain save-a-ho”
any guy who does anything for p-ssy even if it’s futile. major -ss kissers who is real sissified.
-ho: can you go by me a new computer babe. it only costs 1500 dollars.

-captain save a ho: sure baby you’re not giving me any but i hope you will love me if i by it for you.

-ho: sucker
someone who will go out of their ways to back up their pleutonic girl friends even when they know that she has sleep with everyone within a 25 mile radius. a captain save-a-ho’s objective is to is to eventually be the next person to sleep with the ho, but usually ends up failing miserably because they tend to be socially awkward. and a captain save-a-ho usually ends up getting played by spending ridiculous amounts of money on their meals while not only not being able to get any, but by also allowing the ho to sleep with one’s own best friend.
man what are you? a captain save-a-ho? wake up idiot! she just banged both of our best friends back to back and there are talks that she like bukkake shots along with trains.
a man who is insecure with his ability to get women that he seeks out women who are “damaged goods” for whatever reason (usually because of men treating them bad). this man treats them well and tries to be their prince charming in the hopes that the woman will fall for him in spite of his attractiveness or other downfalls. he thinks this is the only way he can find love.
my friend chris thinks he is ugly and that regular women won’t be into him. so he looks for women who were abused, deserted, or cheated on. then he treats them really well thinking that they’ll fall for him. chris is such a captain save a ho.

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