Captain Save’m


a lee7 azz pimp who pulls multiple hoes out of a bar/strip club in one single bound.
a kind of a superhero who keeps his cape fresh like downy sheetz in da streetz!

(does not buy lap-dances, rarely gives a hoe a dollar cuz that’s all they’re worth anyways)
harold- “how can dude pull so much -ss without getting any lap-dances?”
lamar- “because your a square -ss stupid f-ck harold. captain save’m knows bout t-t grease n ripperz on polez niggy! no dough fo no hoe.. skeet skeet b-tch!!!”

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