Captain Slock
it’s in reference to caps lock. cap. slock, or captain slock. some say he’s a pirate but that has yet to be proven.
do you doubt me and the power of captain slock?!?
a captain slock is when you pretend you are going to stick your p-n-s into a womans mouth and instead d-ck slap them real f-cking hard
dude:”i gave my girlfriend a captain slock yesterday all you heard was that loud-ss smack”
dude’s friend: “what did she do?”
dude: “she tried to slap me with her v-g-n- flaps”
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