Captain Turner
the act of dislodging one’s eyeball from its socket with only a finger.
ex: my baby with his crazy -ss hands tries to captain turner me all the time.
if you don’t quit looking at me, i’m going to captain turner your -ss.
this movie is so horrible, i’m about to captain turner myself.
that girl is so ugly, it makes me want to captain turner my -ss.
in the third season of deadwood, danny (al swearingen’s bodyguard) and captain turner (george hearst’s bodyguard) have a showdown in the thoroughfare which results in captain turner getting his eyeball removed by danny’s index finger. it’s pretty f-cking nasty.
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