Captain Universe
a caped crusader known for various tactics of defeating crime, including riding on top of cars (also known as urban surfing), and kerb-crawling next to suspicious cyclists. driving at low speed, the captain reaches out of his car and produces a playmobil telephone to offer to the cyclist, claiming “it’s for you-hooooo!”
if said cyclist answers the phone, or rejects it, the captain will identify their criminality, and speed off into the distance, singing “caaaaaaaaptain uuuuuuuuniiiiveeeeeeeeeerssssseee!!!”
this term can be used as a noun to describe the superhero, or as a verb to describe his actions of crime-fighting.
did you see captain universe on oxford hight street last night? he was mental! he nearly captain universe’d three cyclists in one go!
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