captain
any white man wearing a uniform … any uniform … it could be a burger king uniform.
“hey hey captain !!! my carruh broke down about 3 blocks away … i run outta gas and my old lady is pregnant … can you let me hold $10.00 for a minute ? i’ll pay you back tomorrow !”
short for captain morgan’s rum
i drank twenty ounces of captain tonight and it ended up all over my couch along with the contents of my stomach.
he launched every zig for great justice.
captain: what you say?
the name given to a guy who sleeps with a girl that has the word “ship” in her surname.
will slept with shippers last night!! he is now captain will!!
prefix to make fun of someone. not just restricted to captain savahoe. such as captain c-ckblock, captain f-dg-p-ck-r, captain deadguy(good one for video games or good thing to say in foreshadowing someone’s fate in a movie)
man #1 there is only one black guy in this movie?
man #2 yep, captain deadguy
(n). an older, traditional term for a white boss.
“captain, you need extra hands laying track on the number 3 rail line?”
-the receiving of a blumpkin while giving an upper decker.
-the receiving of a bl-w j-b while taking a sh-t in the upper tank of a toilet.
holy sh-t, he punched that hooker for denying him a captain.
guy1: yo dude, i heard that girl gives captains.
guy2: yeah, i’d hit that just to get a captain.
guy1: look she’s going into the bathroom with a guy now!
guy2: brb.
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