car surprise


the synergy between a driver and their vehicle when an unnoticed object suddenly appears in their path, leading to a quick slam of the brakes and “oh sh-t!” expression of the driver. the vehicle itself jerks back suddenly, as if the object has startled it.

usually occurs while making one’s way around corners or in parking garages.
what a dip….mike’s been drinking all day and now he’s trying to parallel park. every time he starts to back up and looks in his rearview, he gets car surprise.

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