carbaceous
adjective:
containing many carbs; containing more carbs than one would prefer.
1. “it’s 3 a.m., i could really go for something carbaceous right now,”
2. “why is everything so d-mn carbaceous, f-ck this low carb diet, f-ck my life, f-ck everything,”
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