carbivore
a vegetarian that does not eat vegetables, only carbs.
i dont eat vegetables even though i am a vegetarian. i eat mostly carbs, so therefore i am a carbivore.
a carbivore /ˈkɑrbɪvɔər/ meaning ‘carb eater’ (latin, carb meaning ‘carbohydrate’ and vorare meaning ‘to devour’) is an organism that derives its energy and nutrient requirements from a diet consisting mainly or exclusively of starches, such as french fries, cereals, breads, pasta, candy, jams and desserts. animals that depend solely on starches for their nutrient requirements are considered obese. a carbivore that sits at the top of the foodchain is an obese sob, or fat b-st-rd.
regina: “i can’t go to taco bell, i’m on an all-carb diet. god karen you’re so stupid!”
regina, is considered a carbivore.
– someone who doesn’t mind eating carbs all the time.
– a person who abhors dieting and stuffs anything in his mouth.
girl: whoa! you finished an entire pizza in under 10 minutes?!
guy: can’t blame me. i’m a carbivore.
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