Carbon Fauxber


cheap plastic used to resemble carbon fiber in an attempt to push a product (ie suzuki motorcycle) upmarket, but in reality alerting the attentive consumer to the fact that said product will in fact, upon first attempted use reveal a fairly high velveeta content.
“awsome ride dude, it must be really light, hence fast, with all that carbon fiber.”

“if only. it’s really carbon fauxber, made from the cheapest plastic know to humanity, impossible to keep clean or paint, plus it looks cr-ppy and suggests inherently bad design”

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