Carbon Proton Synthesiser
more commonly referred to as a cps, this ingenious contraption imprints a smiley face on the protons of a carbon atom using a high-powered laser. (see hydro-lithium-demerol-amal-nitrate uranium scrupulator)
once the protons have been imprinted, one droplet of the atoms produces enough energy to power new york for 3 days.
d-mn, we’re running out of energy, if only we had 1 droplet of carbon atoms that had been synthesised by a cps.
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